I’ve just been checking up on the news/gossip and came across the story that Prince Albert of Monaco is engaged to the beautiful gorgeous blonde former Olympic South African swimmer Charlene Wittstock.
My jaw drops, because I’m looking at the Prince and I have no idea what the attraction is apart from the fact he is royalty and of Monaco at that.
I would never claim to know what their relationship is like, but I just don’t get it. I mean firstly he is 52 years old and has an infamous reputation for being a playboy, this being his first forray into married life. Or an attempt at it because we all know an engagement doesn’t necessarily seal the deal.
He’s managed to date both Brooke Shields and Claudia Schiffer, how that happened I will never know. Maybe it is purely donw to his charming personality.
It must be, because I would not want to wake up to him every morning, regardless of whether I was lying in Egyptian cotton sheets, been waited on hand and foot, living in Monaco with an unlimited bank account… Ahem, well, maybe I would reconsider, you know, if he was available.